Russian Transformers

In a lesson on the Universality of Human Rights, I asked which countries people might not get Human Rights, and why.

"Miss, Miss, Is it Russia?!"
"Ooh, interesting Sapphire, why do you say that?"
"Well, Miss, I heard they think we got transformers for real. Like in that film."

The whole class agree with this madness. The asian girls nod sagely. The white girls murmer in agreement. The black girls kiss their teeth at hordes of imaginary comrades, as they are of course the ones who believe this rubbish.