the return of Sex Ed

Ah, the winter term. And with it - SRE (which, by the way, is not part of Citizenship, but rather PSHE, which in many schools including mine is dumped in with Citizenship much to my chagrin despite it being about totally different topics and using a completely different skill set. Grr)

Today's number one question:

"Miss, can't you just put the cherry back in?"

Cue excellent explanation from Miss accompanied by completely inadequate sketch on the white board. "Miss, you can't draw for..." Thanks kids. So I google for some help, and find this particular image, which, as Jordan pointed out, looks like a scary, screaming lady with floppy dogs ears and a clitoris for a nose.

The effectiveness of terror as a weapon against teen pregnancies? Answers on a postcard, please.

Watch this space for more gems from the mouths of babes.

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