I set my year 7s the challenge of writing a report on the election. This was the headline on the winning article. (The prize? A congratulations postcard to their mum. I love year 7s.)
The other part of this kid's work that made me smile:
Page 9: N-Dubz Disaster!
Page 12: Your horoscopes! (not to be trusted for legal reasons we are not actually magical)
Page 36: Gordon Brown's new job: Our Agony Uncle!
I think this child has a good understanding of the priorities of the British press.