Jason, the cutest year 7 ever, took a break from the lesson to ask me this:
"Miss, what age were you when you lost your virginity?"
For the first time in quite a few years, I found myself with no response.
"Nah, Nah, Miss, I aint being rude, I need to know for my website"
What is the best response to this!? I went for the ever unimaginative:
"Jason, you don't need it for your website, you want it for your website. And I'm going to treat you much more nicely than many teachers would if you asked them this, and say: It's none of your business, and I don't want to feature on your dodgy website. Understand?!"